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My Greatest Adventure #80
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Doom Patrol by Chad Boudreau
A comic featuring the Doom Patrol team has arrived on comic shelves once again.
At the helm is the legendary John Byrne. He's legendary indeed because of his
groundbreaking work in the 1970s and 1980s (most notably his work with Chris
Claremont on X-Men), but the man no longer lives up to his own legend.
The first issue
of this new Doom Patrol, for instance, was particularly bland in both writing
and art. It's only worth picking up in order to experience for yourself the
result of a stupid decision made by DC Comics and Byrne. The Doom Patrol in
this series is the first Doom Patrol to ever be revealed to the DCU. By this,
I don't mean this is the 1963 Doom Patrol. This 2004 Doom Patrol is the one
and only Doom Patrol in the DCU. DC and Byrne decided all other previous incarnations
of the Doom Patrol we read about throughout the years did not actually exist.
All of those characters and their adventures have been wiped from DCU continuity.
The decision to do this is quite a shame when you consider the rich history
this team had in all its incarnations. This installment of Canceled is a tribute
to those stories...
Doom Patrol version 1.0
Doom Patrol was a collection of outcasts shunned by society because of their
freakish abilities, brought together by a man in a wheelchair. This sounds eerily
familiar to X-Men, doesn't it? In fact, Doom Patrol is often ridiculed as being
a rip-off of X-Men, even though Doom Patrol actually debuted three months before
the X-Men. This kind of similarity between heroes debuting in the Marvel and
DC Universes was actually rather common in the 1940s, 50s and 60s. (The other
one that comes most readily to mind is Swamp Thing / Man-Thing.)
Doom Patrol's debut came with a June 1963 cover date in My Greatest Adventure
#80. This was a comic that had, until this point, featured non-series fantasy
stories. The introduction of a superhero team into its pages caught readers'
attention and by the time issue #86 rolled around, My Greatest Adventure
had been renamed Doom Patrol.
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my inspiration...
While it is considered common knowledge Doom
Patrol was inspired by The Fantastic Four (as was X-Men), we discovered
quite a bit of support for another inspiration for Doom Patrol:
classic movie monsters:
Chief: Mad scientist
Cliff: Frankenstein
Rita: 50-Foot Woman
Larry: Invisible Man / Mummy
Gar (Beast Boy): Werewolf
Adding weight to this theory are some of
Doom Patrol's regular villains, including a living, disembodied
brain, an ape (King Kong) and an immortal (Dracula).
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The team was comprised of Rita Farr, Larry Traynor and Cliff Steele. Rita was
an actress whose career was ruined when a chemical accident caused her body
to grow and shrink. Larry, a pilot, had an accident that give him the power
to control a being of energy. The downside was Larry was now dangerously radioactive
and had to be placed inside a protective suit. Steele was a racecar driver who
was in an accident so bad that only his brain could be saved. That brain was
placed inside a robotic shell. Their names were Elasti-Woman, Negative Man and
Robotman. They were brought together by Niles Caulder, also known as The Chief.
Doom Patrol was promoted as "The World's Strangest Heroes" and writer
Arnold Drake certainly made the team live up to its name, but nothing seen in
this early incarnation could prepare the world for Grant Morrison's take on
these characters in the latter 1980s and 1990s. Before we get to that, I should
say Doom Patrol's roster increased before their cancellation at issue #121,
which had a cover date of September - October 1968. Garfield Logan was the first
new team member, a green-skinned young man who adventured under the name Beast
Boy. Mento was the other, a wealthy man who built himself a helmet that gave
me telekinetic abilities. He would marry Rita Farr in the June 1966 issue.
Beast Boy would eventually find himself a home throughout the DCU, appearing
in various incarnations of the Teen Titans, including the most recent series
helmed by Geoff Johns. The rest of the original members of Doom Patrol weren't
so lucky. Instead of simply letting the series end when the cancellation papers
were handed out, the creators and DC decided to kill the team off. Beast Boy
and Mento survived that final issue. We all know what Gar has been up to. Mento
simply faded away.
Doom Patrol version 2.0
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the F$%&...
Here's a brief list of some of the crazier
moments in Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol:
Father McGarry wanted to see a sign that
God exists. He then saw a sign that said "Have faith in God",
except the G was smeared so it looked like "Have faith in Cod".
It then began to rain fish, but no cod. The priest started to laugh
and was then killed by a refrigerator that fell from the sky.
An imaginary dimension called Orqwith was
set to invade Earth. In order to stop this, Doom Patrol had to get
Orqwith to confront its own unreality. in Orqwith, Doom Patrol member,
Rebis, met a liar and a man who told the truth. Rebis asked the
liar, "Why is there something instead of nothing?" The
liar lied and deduced Orqwith couldn't possibly exist and thus the
invasion ended.
A villain named Sleepwalk had infinite strength,
but only when she was sleeping.
Doom Patrol encountered a painting that ate
things. The explanation: "It has a hunger."
A policeman was turned into a toilet.
Danny the Street was a sentient street who
could move about Earth at will. He communicated by forming words
out of the signs in his windows or out of steam drifting out of
his grates.
Ernest Franklin was a villain who hated facial
hair. He killed bearded people who annoyed him.
Issue #59 was basically a hallucination that
took place in Cliff Steele's mind.
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Doom Patrol was restarted in 1977 in Showcase #94. This issue
revealed Robotman's robotic body survived the blast that killed his teammates,
which meant his brain was okey dokey too. He managed to get back to the team's
headquarters where he discovered a new Doom Patrol had taken residence. This
particular team didn't get to be in the spotlight too long. Their story was
told in Showcase #95 and #96, at which time they disappeared until October 1987.
Doom Patrol volume 2 would be the team's longest run, lasting until
issue #87, which had a February 1994 cover date. It was revealed a woman claiming
to be The Chief's wife and calling herself Celsius, had found that Robotman
and Negative Man had survived the events of volume 1. She brought more misfits
to the team, including Negative Woman, Tempest, Karma and Lodestone. Celsius
would die in an alien invasion. Soon after The Chief returned and the comic
and its characters were moved to DC's Vertigo imprint. So began the Grant Morrison
era.
Grant Morrison is a Scottish comic book writer known for his non-linear narratives
and counterculture leanings. In crafty Doom Patrol, Grant Morrison
used free writing techniques, which is the process of writing without thinking
of an overall plan. The intent is to remove inhibitions, making for inventive
departures from the norm. Departing from the norm is certainly what Morrison
achieved in Doom Patrol. His run is commonly heralded as one of the
best for the series or one of the worst. Depending on who you talk to, Morrison
either saved or destroyed Doom Patrol. He must have been doing something
right. He stayed on the series from 1988 to 1992. The series would end two years
after his departure.
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The Doom Patrol name was sold to eccentric millionaire, Thayer Jost, who assembled
a new team of misfit heroes. The roster was made up of Negative Man II, Fever,
Freak, Kid Slick and Cliff Steele (actually an imaginary character created at
the end of Morrison's run after the real Cliff Steele was killed). The team
parted ways with Jost for ethical reasons. Jost then hired four heroes (Metamorpho,
Dr Light IV, Elongated Man and Beast Boy) to oppose Robotman's team. The imaginary
Cliff disappeared and later Cliff's actual brain was found inert under a mountain.
It was revived and placed in a new robotic body.
John Arcudi of Mask and Major
Bummer fame was the writer of this third Doom Patrol, which
debuted with a December 2001 cover date. It was a comedy, which is quite a departure
from the earlier versions of the team. The series was short-lived. It was cancelled
with issue #22, which shipped in the summer of 2003.
Doom Patrol started in the 1960s, appeared again in the 70s, ran healthily
in the 80s and 90s and even appeared for a short while at the turn of the 21st
century. Over the course of their existance, many characters were introduced
and many adventures were had. Sure, Doom Patrol was never one of the most popular
or widely-recognized teams in the DCU, but they were a team with many adventures
worth reading. Those tales can still be found today: Volume 1 has been collected
in the delectible DC Archives series; Grant Morrison's run is slated
for trade paperback release in September 2004; and, you can probably still find
Arcudi's Doom Patrol in the quarter bins. These tales can still be
read and enjoyed, but DC has decided to wipe those tales from the face of DCU
continuity. John Byrne has started from scratch. All the trials and tribulations,
laughs and tears experienced by Doom Patrol have been discarded. It's an injustice.
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